Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Randomize
