I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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