ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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