Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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