There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
May the power of my ass compel you!!
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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