Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
