the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I have post one night stand depression
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