Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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