"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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