that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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