This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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