no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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