found the other keg... it's in the tree
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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