dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Randomize
