but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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