You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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