i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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