whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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