i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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