There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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