wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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