We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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