I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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