I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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