handjob tips. give me some.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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