At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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