I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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