I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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