In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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