I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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