If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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