I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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