Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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