my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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