3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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