I need help removing her.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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