is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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