My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
All I want is dick and wine.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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