So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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