Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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