let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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