And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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