Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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