You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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