You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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