I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.