Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.