Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it