And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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