Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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