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If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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