I want to make a zoo with you.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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