Nicole vs. Life
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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