my being single is dangerous.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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