Rock
Scissors
Fuck
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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