Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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