he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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