yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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